My white converse are way too clean for this loser - so I brought along a box filled with thick wet mud! I make my shoes dirty before stepping on the loser - and then use him as my human rug to clean them again. Of course he has to lick the dirt off my shoes as well before I take them off. While I get my socks all muddy as well he has to continue licking the converse shoes - then it's time to rub my muddy socks all over him. After taking off the socks as well I stuff them into his mouth and walk in the mud box with my bare feet - to get them dirty for a final trampling and tongue cleaning!