Come over here, loser! My flats are really dirty and dusty - and you'll lick them clean before I get into my car! Come on, start with the dirty soles - you'll clean every spot from the heels to the tips! And of course, you'll lick the top of the flats as well, my little shoe licker! And when the shoes are clean, your job is far from done! I always get really sweaty feet in these shoes ... and when I walk through the dirt with my moist feet they get pretty dirty as well - and to clean them from the dirt and sweat will be your task as well!