After doing the laundry I notice one of my socks is missing its counterpart ... and of course I immediately think that the slave took it! I confront him and ask him where the 2nd sock is - but he insists he didn't take it. Well - in the past they chopped of thieves' hands ... I'll be less brutal ... and just trample the thief's hands until he tells me where the missing sock is! I stuff the sock into his mouth and then I crush his hands under my full weight again and again, stomp on his hands and grind them under my boot soles, but even when the pain gets so intense, he's almost crying ... he won't confess to his crime. I start to think that he really might be innocent after all ... but then it was still fun to this loser!